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Jests, Japes & Jokes
A Naughty Night of Nincompoopery! A Prison Full of Poppycock!
Friday 24th July
7pm – 9pm
Join us in the Victorian Prison for an exclusive evening of jesting, japery and prestidigitation. Two fools - led by a third - are here and ready to entertain you!
Featuring:
Master Robert de Palaver (As seen on Britain’s Got Talent, Blue Peter, Blind Date and many others)
Peterkin the Fool (as featured on Lucy Worsley’s 12 Days of Christmas) Shepherded and wrangled by Master of the Revels
Lord of Misrule ‘James the Forthcoming’ (also featured on Lucy Worsley’s 12 Days of Christmas)
Seriously Silly, Sublimely Stupid and Spectacularly Senseless!
Warning!
This show is not suitable for your children –it might give them ideas!
Tickets: £25 Adult, £24 Concession, £20 Annual pass holders
This is a seated performance with a competition between our two Medieval Fools! Drinks will be on sale during the evening.
Places are limited, so please book in advance to avoid disappointment.
****TICKETS RELEASED IN APRIL****
Fancy a Nibble Close By
It's always good to know you're not staying far from tasty food and refreshing drinks! Here are a few suggestion based on the proximity.
Restaurants
Olivares Tapas Bar
Authentic Spanish food, with main meals and a large selection of tapa dishes. All food is home made with Spanish love behind them. Compliment the food with delicious beers and wines from our list.
Olivares Tapas Bar is family friendly. They have vegetarian options available.
Tucked into the corner of Castle Hill square, with views of the square, the castle and Cathedral, it's a lovely place to be.
Cafes
Bailgate Deli
Bailgate Deli, in Lincoln's historic Cathedral Quarter, is a vegan and vegetarian café and deli. Our food is almost entirely made in-house. The menu includes standard items such as a full vegan breakfast and a mezzanine plate added to by daily specials (we're passionate about cooking and love making new dishes).
Through the day we serve great coffee, proper hot chocolate and lots of other drinks. Cakes and savouries are made daily. We know how to make a good gluten free pastry for a steady flow of tarts with vegan fillings. Our deli shelves have many of the staples needed in good plant based cooking. Our chiller cabinet always has a range of great salads. Most days of the week you can find Welbeck's properly made bread.
The café is small but doubles in size during the summer as we spill out on to the pavement!
Restaurants
Browns Pie Shop
Situated on Steep Hill, Browns Pie Shop is in the heart of historic Cathedral City of Lincoln and is one of the city's favourite dining establishments.
The restaurant is owned by Allan and Christine Gill who took the helm in November 2005. With the help of their family, they have enhanced its already excellent reputation.
It's not Just a Pie Shop - at Brown's Restaurant, they're famous for pies - they're delicious, but that's not all they do. The menu includes fish, seafood, steaks, game, vegetarian and gluten free dishes are all available.
If you have special dietary requirements, they'll do their best to accommodate you, just give them a call.
Attention to every detail ensures an unforgettable dining experience.
Places To Stay Nearby
Why not make it more than a day in Lincoln and find a cosy place to stay? Here are a few possibilities close by.
B&Bs
The Old Palace Lodge
The Old Palace Lodge sits in the shadows of Lincoln Cathedral and is unique Church, converted into sixteen comfortable classic rooms, master rooms and a grand suite.
It is the perfect location to visit the ancient city of Lincoln where guests can visit the Castle, many independent shops, bars and restaurants. The Church is hidden just off our Steep Hill, amongst the cobbled streets.
The lodge blends traditional features, such as the beautiful stained-glass windows, with modern facilities in each room. It shows every bit of luxury with the added wow factor to the rooms.
The design of the rooms is cosy, yet spacious at the same time, giving you the perfect balance. Each room has a different theme, with a rich atmosphere in the air. The rooms offer great value for money, with breakfast and parking all included in the rates. The lodge is every bit of luxury any guest could wish for whilst visiting the historical City of Lincoln.
Breakfast provides a continental style buffet and a locally sourced hot breakfast menu. The breakfast room is sited in the main chapel and has the most amazing stained-glass windows in Lincoln.
There is a comfortable lounge for guests to relax after a busy day exploring Lincoln and a 24-hour reception to assist guests.
If you want something a bit different, The Old Palace Lodge is exactly the place for you.
Self Catering
Greestone House
A Stunning Flagship Property - Just Launched!
Private Bar!
Stunning Decor
4 Bedrooms
Amazing Location
Amazing Views. Stunning Decor Throughout Exposed beam walls Historic location It is in the heart of Lincoln near the Cathedral, the property is 4 Bedroom Cottage which can accommodate up to 8 guests!
The space
The cottage is located very close to the town center, within 5 minutes walk. If you are looking to come and stay with us, we welcome families, business travellers or contractors to make them feel like home away from home.
A beautiful cottage with 4 Bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, with its own Private Bar!
You have your own kitchen space to be able to cook and is fully equipped. Our bedroom offers fresh linen and towels on your visit.
TV and high-speed broadband are provided for our amazing guests to enjoy your spare time!
Guests have access to the whole stunning property including the private bar.
B&Bs
Creston Villa
A warm welcome awaits you at Creston Villa, where Iain and Anna will endeavour to make your stay in Lincoln as comfortable and enjoyable as possible. Creston Villa offers the highest level of bed and breakfast accommodation with spacious rooms, decorated to the most taseful of standards. Everything is provided from hairdryers to toiletries and filtered water for your tea and coffee. Should you have a particular need we will do our best to help.
Car parking is provided for all our guests and if travelling by bus or train we are delighted to offer a pick up and drop off service at your Lincoln arrival point (subject to availability).